tat wants to let everybody know that he got striked by lightning.

note: he's not dead. and we dont know why.
actually, we concluded that he's too fat. so all the fats decide to be united and form together a massive barrier like the Great Wall of China and became a huge insulator against the strong currents. impressive ey? now, don't you wish you are fat too?

to learn how to survive electrocution, please dial 9******* and look for Mr. C and he will tell you more about it. thankyou! (:

something happened recently and i cant remember what.

anyway, internship is starting soon. next week. a little apprehensive, but more excitement than that. it'll be cool and i will set my mind straight (: i'm gonna be a cow.

i am cow, hear me moo
i weigh twice lesser than you.

my grans are really lovely people. called me the minute they heard i was sick. it's nice to have people fussing over you. especially the ones you love. my mom scolds me for being sick. it's kinda irritating, but i know she's concern too. blah.

why is it such a natural thing to live with families? they can scream, shout and nag one million times but you know that they love you. you hate them when you were kids, thinking you would out-smart them when you are older, but that never happens. you can be better than them in terms of technology, news updates, fashion, knowledge but never experience. it's funny how they think and use us to compare with their generation, but it's interesting to note, that these happen in their generation and not ours.

these are what i observed today at my brother's 8th birthday party:
i think my gramp is cool. he says bye like he's saluting the nazis. but he's not of course. he has small eyes. and he look like he's smiling. always.
my granny has big eyes. she look like she's wary of something. but when she smiles, i bet one hundred million flowers bloom that night. haha.
my father's an idiot and a sexist and a mcp and a typical guy i wouldn wanna date. but he's there, right there when you need a pillar to lean on.


what is wrong?